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Once more into the breach


I'm making another attempt at online dating. I've got two profiles – one on and one on OKCupid. I prefer the concept of OKCupid, since I'd rather be dating an indie artist with yogic sensibilities and a greater chance she might be bi, but I have to keep my options open.

New Story: Orgy Phone


Here's a new story I told at the Moth last week. Came in second! Orgy Phone

The thought of revenge


I've never been thin. I'm back on a diet. I imagine I might lose the weight. And I wonder if that will turn me into an asshole.

My goddamn sleep schedule


Right now, I'm a strange mix of unemployed, employed, creative employed, night owl, etc., etc. It's playing havoc with my sleep schedule. It's 4 A.M and I'm working on a blog post?

Weird dreams about the ex lately


So – formerly married. Been divorced for almost ten years now. No contact with ex for maybe seven of those. And yet I've been having sex dreams about her.

Was that a fake flirt or a fake, FAKE flirt!?


One recurring theme is the uniqueness of my brain. One unique thing about it is that it's very difficult for me to tell if someone is interesting in me. Its a running joke and a recurring theme in some of my stories. A few nights ago I was hanging out with some friends, relating some […]

Does it show?


So in the comedy and writing business, which I'm involved with, I meet a number of women. Some of these women I work with from time to time, and many of them are funny, or smart, or talented, and I enjoy working with them. Perhaps I'll go to an improv jam and do a scene […]