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Tales of Tark: Alien Women

19-Jan-11

I've been writing a longer sci-fi series about Tark, a sort of rogueish space pirate/scientist/musician. I recently wrote some one hundred word stories for a short story site, and this one got published!

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Dear Nicolas Cage: Don’t Push It

08-Jan-11

Mr. Cage, I adore you. I adore your overacting at times, your subtle acting at less times, your dreamy eyes and constantly changing hair styles. But Don’t Push It.

I just saw Season Of The Witch, and it’s just been voted by me as the film of yours I like the least. It’s making me consider…the Pass. More…

Once more into the breach

04-Jan-11

I'm making another attempt at online dating.

I've got two profiles – one on Match.com and one on OKCupid. I prefer the concept of OKCupid, since I'd rather be dating an indie artist with yogic sensibilities and a greater chance she might be bi, but I have to keep my options open. More…

My Brain

27-Dec-10

My brain works a bit differently than most folks. Christmas is no exception. More…

New Story: Orgy Phone

21-Dec-10

Here's a new story I told at the Moth last week. Came in second!

Orgy Phone

Seventy-five Possessions

16-Dec-10

I've been pairing down my life in a serious way, in anticipation of moving, traveling, and being less well off as I pursue my career of writer, actor, and storyteller. I am down to approximately seventy-five possessions. It feels weird. More…

The thought of revenge

14-Dec-10

I've never been thin. I'm back on a diet. I imagine I might lose the weight. And I wonder if that will turn me into an asshole. More…

My goddamn sleep schedule

02-Dec-10

Right now, I'm a strange mix of unemployed, employed, creative employed, night owl, etc., etc. It's playing havoc with my sleep schedule. It's 4 A.M and I'm working on a blog post? More…

Weird dreams about the ex lately

30-Nov-10

So – formerly married. Been divorced for almost ten years now. No contact with ex for maybe seven of those. And yet I've been having sex dreams about her. More…

Was that a fake flirt or a fake, FAKE flirt!?

23-Nov-10

One recurring theme is the uniqueness of my brain. One unique thing about it is that it's very difficult for me to tell if someone is interesting in me. Its a running joke and a recurring theme in some of my stories.

A few nights ago I was hanging out with some friends, relating some recent news, and ended up telling them part of a story of a recent night out with my friend Pookie. All night long she had been punching me in the arm, hard, and I didn't know why. At the end of the night I asked her – turns out she was trying to get me to notice some girl that she thought might have been flirting with me. More…