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Hi there! My name is Rocco, and mostly, I'm a Storyteller.


Oh, you want more? The longer version: I'm a formerly uber-shy nerd and a musician, who was a technologist for a while. At some point I decided to change my life, and now I'm a more mature, adventuring when I can, sort of interesting nerd. I'm big, loud, and funny. Sometimes I'm sexy, and sometimes I'm downright filthy.

I write and tell stories about my experiences, some of which are funny, some of which are sexy, and some of which are weird, gross, moving, or about birds.

Sometimes I write stories for fiction – but it's all essentially me.

Why not start with a few stories or jump to the Blog?